bril-lia-nce (by Lia Lehrer)

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Archive for May, 2005

Movies!

Posted by lia1031 on May 30, 2005

One of my goals for this summer is to see as many movies as possible.

To help achieve this goal, I have been collecting suggestions from
friends, family members, and teachers for their movie recommendations.

Why should I be selfish, though, and keep that useful list all to myself?

So, using my newly acquired FrontPage skills, I have devised a website
dedicated to that list. As I see the movies from the list, I will also
keep those on the website, with commentaries. So then YOU too can
decide which movies are worth seeing and which aren’t.

Have you seen any of the movies on my list? Tell me if I should see
them right away, or never. Know of any other good ones that may not
have made it? Let me know.

Here it is!  (It can also be accessed via www.lialehrer.com.)

Have a movie-ful summer!

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A school year in quotations

Posted by lia1031 on May 28, 2005

At 2:25 p.m. yesterday, the bell rang for the last time for me as a high school student.

The last day of high school. No longer a Niles West student. I don’t
know how to feel about this. Happy for the end of AP classes, busywork,
and cafeteria food? Sad to say goodbye to friends and teachers?

Graduation is this Wednesday. I don’t want to “officially” summarize the high school experience until then.

So, for now, I’ll write the year-in-review: in quote form. (Whenever I
hear or see someone something funny or amusing, I’ll write it down.
I’ll share those with you all now, starting with the beginning of
senior year.) (I may written about a few of these before, oh well.)

“How many vegetables had to DIE for your stupid salad?” –random person’s shirt

“Let’s have a distilled water fight!” –Mike C

“Oh man, this sucks. I only brought one leg of my zipup pants.” –Jon

“Ew, you have a lot of skin!” –Maham, to Jon

“He’s on my list of guys I’d marry if I was gay.” –Jon

“I fell off my bed last night.” –Joe Lee

“Doing homework during school is fun…it’s like being bad (because it’s homework)!” –Maham

“I didn’t know what a shank was until I went to [visited] prison.” –Laura D-L

“I’m very persuasive. I should be a motivational speaker.” –Maham

“Nothing sucks like an Electrolex.” –slogan for a Swedish vacuum
cleaner that didn’t do too well in the U.S., according to Mr. Schwarz

“I have lettuce in my shirt.” –Maham

“I’m not too into my Judaism…I am into my nerdiness, though.” –Seth

Lia: “What did you do for Valentine’s Day?”
Yvonne: “We [Rich and I] did my homework.”

“A translation is like a woman–either beautiful or faithful.” –Ms. DesJardins

“I eat before I get hungry.” –Brad

“Can women have excess testosterone? So does that mean they can be
manly, or grow a beard? Ok, ’cause I was wondering what was going on
with my cousin.” –Brad

“When I die, I want them to position my body so it looks like I’m
climbing out of the coffin. Then they can play a tape that says
‘Gotcha!’” –Brad

“It took me $170 [referring to the two AP English tests] to realize that I’m not good at English.” –Jimmy

What a year.

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Reunion, prom, newspaper, USY, and other odds and ends

Posted by lia1031 on May 24, 2005

My brother said to me tonight: “You haven’t updated your LiveJournal since the 18th.”

And how right he is. Here’s an update on all the things I’ve been
meaning to put as separate entries over the past few days, dedicated to
my lovely brother.

Last Thursday was the Schechter reunion. It was about as awkward as I
thought it would be. People mostly hung out in the same cliques they
did in middle school, though many people [fakely] crossed cliques to
ask each other how they’ve been the past four years. There was a
slideshow of the beautiful pictures of us from 8th grade.

There are four of us total going to Northwestern from Schechter, so it will be interesting to see if we keep in touch at school.

Saturday morning, I went to a Bar Mitzvah of one of the students I
tutored. He thanked me in his speech for “making lessons so much fun.”
Can you say “great publicity”???

Saturday night was…drumroll, please…prom! Of course, it wasn’t my
first prom…I went to Northside’s prom last year. But this was very
different, mostly because I actually knew all (most) of the people
there.

I got my hair done in an updo (using about 40 bobby pins and more
hairspray than I have ever seen in my life), and I got my makeup done
(”Please, I NEVER wear makeup,” I told the lady. “Oh, ok, you want the
natural look,” she said.).

My dress was dark red, and beautiful.

We met at Priya’s house for pictures, got in the limos, and drove to
the Chicago Mariott–the same place, ironically, where USY
International Convention was held. Everyone was so pretty! Our cheeks
hurt from smiling for all the pictures.

Dinner.
Lia: Do you have any vegetarian* food?
Waitress person: No.
Lia: But, do you have any vegetarian food?
Waitress person: Just eat this (points to vegetables on chicken plate).
[Other waiter comes over.]
Lia: Vegetarian? Like, no meat?
Waiter guy: Ahh ok, sure. [Proceeds to FINALLY bring out a pasta plate.]
*For the record, I really hate pretending to be a vegetarian. I like
meat, a lot, I just like KOSHER meat. I don’t love vegetarian food. Too
many vegetables for me.

Dancing. I don’t know how to dance. But I sort of pretended that I did.

Post-prom: we’re too cool for the school-sponsored boat ride, and WAY
too cool to do other silly things that high schoolers do on prom night,
so instead, we went cosmic bowling at 3 a.m. In our prom dresses, of
course. It was fun, though, needless to say, my score was not as
beautiful as my dress was.

Then, Steak n Shake for dessert. Let me tell you, even though it was 4
a.m. on a Sunday morning, there should be more than TWO people working
in the whole restaurant. Our food took forever, and we were all falling
asleep on the table (and by “we all” I mean me, and Yoo Soo, and maybe
Christie). Mmmm…milkshakes at 4 a.m.

And thus the night ended. It was quite fun, and everyone had a really good time. I finally got into bed at 5 a.m.

Pictures from prom can be found here.

Had to wake up the next morning at 11:30 a.m. to go to…guess where…West Word! I had to finish up the senior issue (which looks spectacular, I must say). I was there until about 6:45 p.m.

Monday–Senior Ditch Day 2. Here at Niles West, our seniors take pride
in our TWO Senior Ditch Day, and I was privileged enough to
participate in both of them. Of course, I spent my day off doing my
favorite thing…homework! I worked most of the day on my English
project, which I am glad to say I finished. Only 3 projects/finals left
to go!

And, finally, tonight was the end of USY (that crazy youth group thing)
for me. I was uninstalled as Honorary Past President. All of these
endings are getting to be so sad!

I get it. High school is ending. Yes, three days left of school.
Regional USY is over. Chapter USY is over. Newspaper is over. Band is
(almost) over. APs are over. I understand. It’s just sad to keep being
reminded about it all. But, as the famous book says, “Oh, the places
I’ll go!” I know there’s a lot to look forward to in the future.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

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Middle school…reunion

Posted by lia1031 on May 18, 2005

Tomorrow night is my middle school (Solomon Schechter) reunion.

Though many of my friends are dreading it (and some are even skipping
it altogether, cough, Shaina), I’m actually really looking forward to
it.

I’m excited to see people who I’ve been bad about keeping in touch
with. I’m excited to see how people have changed, etc. I’ve seen a lot
of the teachers and have been back in the building many times, so I
don’t really care about that, but it will just be cool to see what
everyone’s been up to for the past four years and to see where they’re
all headed.

I have another reason I’m excited to go. This is the picture that I basically left middle school with:

Yep. That was Lia in 7th grade at her Bat Mitzvah. (I don’t know if I
have any 8th grade pictures online anywhere, but this does the job.)
Well. I think that picture speaks for itself.

I’m expecting major awkwardness and fakeness, so that should be fun.
And then, when the night is over, I won’t have to see them again until
the next reunion if I don’t want to. We’ll see.

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A confused mind

Posted by lia1031 on May 15, 2005

I forgot to mention that in math, we’ve also been watching A Beautiful Mind.
Of course, I missed the first three days of watching it because of
other AP tests, so I only saw the last 40 minutes the movie.

Let me tell you, that is one movie NOT to see the last 40 minutes of.
Are the people real? Are they alive? Ghosts? Figments of his
schizophrenic mind? I was so confused.

Someone told me that now I ruined the whole movie for myself by watching the end, but I just don’t know why yet.

I’ll add this to my list of movies I’ve seen the second half of but not
the first. Well, I guess there are only two movies on that list,
though: this and Signs. I’ve actually seen the second half of Signs twice, but I don’t think I ever saw the first half.

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Post-AP fun

Posted by lia1031 on May 14, 2005

Why even bother coming to school now after AP tests? The only class we do anything in is West Word.

Here are a few things we’ve been up to (plus a few movie recommendations):

Bio: watched a movie about octopuses…it was life-changing; watched Gattaca (you should all see!!!)
Euro: watched Do You Believe in Miracles? (about the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team…really good, especially for a movie about hockey and the Cold War); watched Casablanca (also good)
Calc: our project is to paint a mathy picture on the wall, so we’ve been tracing an Escher picture
English: watched Waking Life, Matilda (I love it), Slam, a few others; and soon we’re starting an actual book
Band: played a little; watched Pirates of the Carribbean (you all know it’s good)
Newspaper: worked on the senior issue! It’s gonna be great.

It’s all very relaxing, which is nice after the stupid tests.

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<i>West Word</i> Issue 7

Posted by lia1031 on May 11, 2005

Issue 7. On newsstands last Friday.

Here it is.

The last <i>West Word</i> before the Senior Issue (on newsstands May 27).

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I’M DONE!!!

Posted by lia1031 on May 9, 2005

AP tests are done. After seven days of testing and cramming, APs are
done. After 19 hours of sitting at a desk in room 2225, APs are done.
After filling out 723 Scantron bubbles, APs are finally done.

Yes. I calculated how many Scantron bubbles I filled out over the past
week. That’s including all the answer bubbles, name bubbles, address,
social security, name of exam, etc., for AP Calc, AP English, AP Bio,
AP Euro, and some various practice tests. 723.

I counted those up during the Euro test on Friday when I had exhausted
the topics of Martin Luther, Henry VIII, and Europe’s role in world
trade, and still had 45 minutes to go. Instead of twiddling my thumbs
the whole time or being mad that I didn’t pay attention all year, I
counted Scantron bubbles.

Fittingly, the 7 days, 19 hours, room 2225, and 723 Scantron bubbles,
amount to but a few numbers: 3? 4? 5? 2? July 1. They seem important
now–but maybe I will have forgotten about them by then.

But, alas, I am free now. No more tests to study for. No more classes,
really. A few projects here and there, the Senior Issue of West Word, and then, basically, watching movies in class. It’s beautiful.

I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself with all this free time.
I have already begun thinking, however, about how to solve that
problem. The first item on my “Post-AP To-Do List” is, of course,
“write remaining items on Post-AP To-Do List.” So that’s what I’m going
to do.

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I feel like I’m bathing in a Scantron bubble bath

Posted by lia1031 on May 5, 2005

Six hours of testing in one day is too much.

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Yay <i>West Word</i>!

Posted by lia1031 on May 4, 2005

How often do you read articles ABOUT the newspaper??? Especially ones that mention its editor?

http://www.niles-hs.k12.il.us/news.asp?NewsID=551

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