bril-lia-nce (by Lia Lehrer)

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Archive for September, 2006

It’s the end of the summer as we know it…

Posted by lia1031 on September 18, 2006

Summer 2006 has not officially ended yet.

One day, it was Saturday, and it was clearly summer. On Sunday, I was at Northwestern all day preparing for Hillel stuff, but then came back home. Monday, I moved into school.

I never had an end-of-the-summer goodbye ceremony. I did not sit and reminisce about the good times I had, and the memories I’ll cherish. I didn’t frolic by the lake in a yellow sundress, humming tunes of summertime.

My summer just sort of flowed into not-summer.

This past week has been New Student Week, full of mandatory activities for the freshmen and lots of free time for the upperclassmen. Kind of like an extended summer, easing us into the school year.

Therefore, there was no minute when I said, “Wow, summer ended.”

But before I officially close summer, I would like to reminisce a bit.

This summer, I saw 25 movies and read eight books. I earned approximately $5,000 (and it’s all for you, Northwestern!), and I traveled to three states (Michigan, New York, and Wisconsin). I ate at a fondue restaurant and a vegan restaurant. I rarely woke up before 10:30 a.m., I rarely went to sleep before 1:30 a.m., and I spent countless hours on Facebook. I watched my brother graduate from the very college I attend. I saw three fireworks displays, I saw Avenue Q, I had an MRI, and I worked out at Curves with my mom. I Built a Bear. I learned about public relations, I tutored bar and bat mitzvah students, and I staffed freshman girls at a weeklong USY camp. It was a good summer.

Tomorrow, classes start, and thus begins my sophomore year at Northwestern.

I hereby officially call the summer to an end.

[Curtain.]

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I have unused items…where?

Posted by lia1031 on September 3, 2006

Occasionally, this message pops up on my computer:

It’s true. My desktop is a mess, full of programs and files I’ve never even used. I’ve got two versions of a MIDI file of the Tetris theme, and folders filled with the color schemes from my favorite WordPress designs. How many icons relating to my printer do I really need on the desktop? I don’t even know how to use TiVo Desktop. Firefox is already set up–why do I need the Setup file?

Thankfully, my computer makes sure I’m aware of these unused icons. If I knew how to work my computer better, I would consider getting rid of them.

I only wish I had some kind of “wizard” that would help me in other areas.

“There are unused items on your desktop.” This wizard would find old Post-it Notes, broken pencils, and stray staples on the desk where I do most of my work.

“There are unused t-shirts on your floor.” I knew I bought that blue shirt a few weeks ago, but where did it go? Ahh, yes, here it is.

“There are unused remote controls on your coffee table.” Really, how many remotes does a family need? We use the TV, DVD, and TiVo controls, but it’s been years since we’ve used the VCR’s remote…

“There are unused packages of yogurt in your refrigerator.” If this wizard could know the expiration dates, too, then we’d be in business.

“There are unused textbooks on your bookshelf.”
Maybe you need to study a bit more.

“There are unused muscles in your body.”
When you finish studying, some Pilates wouldn’t hurt either.

Until I get some of these, I guess I have to do my own investigating to get rid of what I no longer use. Alright, I’m off. It’s time to clean my room, eat dinner, and exercise.

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