At this rate, I’ll soon be barefoot.

Every time I do laundry, the washing machine eats one of my socks.

Without fail.

I wouldn’t mind (or wouldn’t notice) it stole two of my socks. But no. The washing machine is only hungry enough for one sock.

What IS that?

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “At this rate, I’ll soon be barefoot.

  1. It’s secretly me, sneaking through the underground tunnels that the mole people have so kindly donated. Every time you do laundry, a little bell rings, and I sneak through the tunnels, which open up into the back of your washing machine, and steal one of your socks before it is entirely clean, just for the nice, sharp smell of unwashed Lia foot.

    I hope that’s not too creepy. I also have a surveillance camera in your room. Unless you don’t want me to….

What do you think?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s