The other night at the Kosher section of a dining hall, the dinner option was lamb stew.
I don’t like lamb stew, or anything lamb-related.
It was then that I decided that I will not eat anything that is an animal that I have a stuffed animal of that shares a bed with me.
I have a teddy bear at home. I also refuse to eat bear.
The same rule applies for animals that share a bed with my roommate, since these animals are therefore sharing a room with me:
Yeah, I really hate it when the dining hall serves frog. And it’s been years since I’ve had a really good mermaid sandwich.